Homer - "I'm not driving 45 minutes a day, you can't go to that school."
Lisa - "But this is my dream."
Homer - "Why can't you have a normal dream? Like being an olympic figure skater."
Lisa - "Ok, let me take figure skating."
Homer - " Are you crazy? I'm not getting up at 6:30 every morning so you can prance around a frozen pound and think your better than me."
Lisa - "Well what can I be?"
Homer - "I don't know? How about a horse whisperer?
Lisa - "OK!"
Homer - "Over my dead body!"
