"Wait a minute... He's a dead beat dad and he's getting as much love as me. I'm too lazy to run away. And he has HAIR! OHHH! Bart get the suicide axe."
This little slice of the internet is very self centered... It is all about me, things I like and things I find interesting or funny. Not to brag but I have really good taste and I am certainly the most interesting person you will ever meet.